TEACHER-> JOHNNY HOW CAN YOU PREVENT DISEASES CAUSED BY BITING INSECTS
JOHNNY -> DON'T BITE ANY.

2) TEACHER->JOHNNY HOW DO YOU SPELL CROCODILE?
JOHNNY -> KROKODAIL
TEACHER-> NO THIS IS WRONG,
JOHNNY -> MAYBE IS WRONG, BUT YOU ASK ME HOW I SPELL IT!

3) TEACHER->AZMI give me a sentence starting with "I"
AZMI -> I is....
TEACHER-> No.Azmi. Always say, "I AM"
Azmi -> ALL RIGHT.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

4) TEAcher-> What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested.

Johnny -> A TEACHER

5) Teacher->Johnny your composition on "My dog" is excatly the same as yr brother. Did you copy his?

Johnny-> No teacher, is the same dog!